First Adds His Name to Kennedy Center, Now Trump Launches ‘Trump Class’ Military
At this point, it’s becoming increasingly clear that President Donald Trump’s tactics for dealing with his disappointment are rampant on social media, giving salad speeches that no one wants, and making things up about him.
Well, that must be the reason for his obsession with putting his name on buildings and products, as if everything he touches needs to be dressed up so that it can be a climb in many businesses that he has destroyed. But he’s not stopping at buildings, bibles, and bitcoin – now, he’s stamping his name on warships.
Trump made the announcement during an event at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida while standing next to a large statue of the ship that reads “Trump Class” and “USS Defiant,” the ship’s official name, which Navy Secretary John Phelan said will be “the largest, deadliest, most versatile and best-looking warship anywhere in the world’s oceans.”
From NBC News:
Trump’s unknown warships will be armed with guns and missiles, as well as hypersonic weapons, electronic rail guns and high-powered lasers.
“We think these ships will be the first in a new class of warships to be produced in the coming years,” Trump said, noting an eventual goal of 20 to 25 new warships.
Phelan said the warships will also carry a “nuclear-armed cruise missile.”
The last time the US used warships in combat was in 1991, during the first Gulf War against Iraq.
“This has been under consideration for a long time, and it started with me in my first term, because I said, ‘Why don’t we build warships like we used to?'” Trump said Monday.
The Navy has been tasked with leading the construction of the new warships, which are expected to be ready early in the next decade, according to the Department of Defense. Trump said he would play the role again, “because I’m a very nice person.”
Really, everyone? Are we really going to pretend it isn’t painfully obvious that the president is compensating for something here? The guy who thought that boat batteries would sink ships, causing shark attacks, is now hosting a new type of warship armed with nuclear missiles and high-powered lasers.
Are you planning to bomb another Venezuelan boat, or are you just happy to see it?
Oh, and Trump is a “good guy”? Sir, YOU JUST STOPPED BLOWING YOUR RUST-OLD FACE BEFORE THE PUBLIC APPEARANCE!
And, this should be all about him, right? He’s making his mark on warships when the US hasn’t used a warship in just under 35 years, because it helps with his insecurity about his approval ratings sinking faster than his imaginary ships with big symbolic boat batteries, right?
Remember, this is all happening as Democratic lawmakers are filing lawsuits to block Trump from adding his name to the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, which was named after President John F. Kennedy after his assassination. It is bad that Trump can add his name to this building when all he has done for the Kennedy Center is to take over and sell tickets, but the disrespect intended to honor the president who was killed is just political vandalism. And returning things to my original place, it’s all part of the way to deal with problems.
We are talking about the one president in modern history (maybe history as a whole) who regularly holds campaign rallies once elected. He can’t deliver a single paragraph of speech or social media post without taking random photos of his predecessors, probably because he’s not convinced that Joe Biden and Barack Obama are clearly better presidents than he is. Last week, he declared the New York Times “THE REAL ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE” all because the outlet published a piece on how our 79-year-old president is showing signs of aging and fatigue – you know – the exact same thing he spent nearly four years talking about about “Sleepy Joe” Biden, who, during his presidency, contracted the virus by falling asleep during Cabinet meetings.
If Trump really wants to do something about his waning popularity, which has even seeped into his ever-loyal MAGA base, he could try not to run the executive branch like a fascist, dictator bent on forcing his name and legacy on America. He can try not to be a loud and proud geek, or, at the very least, not fly around ranting about cancer-causing air machines, his newfound name “grocery,” and the aforementioned battery shark attack nonsense.
Well, Trump won’t stop being Trump; all that will do is to divide his uneducated racist people.
He will just put his name on the battleship. That will show us.
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