Gratitude is upon us, and let us pretend that there is no authority not only for the portion of food but also for what has been done. For example, an aunt who brought three cans of string beans in a casserole dish might not be asked to bring more. Because Thanksgiving is not just a time to meet loved ones, of course The top chef levels of criticism as well Student The shooting was all accompanied by gossip. If you are asked to bring a ham and the following thanksgiving was served on ice cream, there is a reason for this, and below the list that it is the food of thanksgiving you say.
garlic
We are so tired of you, and you have no idea. We don’t care about your job or your cat. Honestly, we hate that big cat and your adult brace. He brings out his “great big cousin” and has been doing “y’all ready to eat?” speech from Halloween. You think you’re in charge, and it’s annoying that you can’t read the room.
it’s chatty
“Wow, who brought the adult-sized trampoline in the back yard?” The same person who brought the hammer. This person is happy and always has been. They are not part of the family. They are Swiss, whoever is involved. They don’t know any line dances, but they want to learn. They don’t know any rappers, but they’ll make crazy songs. This person will not let you borrow money but will give you a ride wherever you need to go.
Mac and cheese
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You don’t fit into this role; He took it. Everyone remembers the Mac & Cheese holocaust of 2014, and because they saw an opportunity, they jumped into action. The gods love you. Someone takes your coat when you enter. He accompanies you to the kitchen. You’re too young to hold this position, as you don’t have an arm big enough to add a potty arm, but yet, here you are. The augh avs are scornful and throw shade all day long. But the queens don’t care about the moaning of the peasants.
Dressing (not stuffing. Dressing.)
“Thank you for coming to our Thanksgiving, pastor.”
You are old – in age or spirit. He knows everything about this family. You rarely curse and know the exact time to take a loaf of cornbred out of the oven just by sniffing. You take bits of alcohol and call it “taste.” You may or may not do something about one of Mom’s friends when we were little.
CRANBERBERY SAUCE (specifically Can Can Canges)
Why are you angry? He does this every year. You come to the house knowing that you are talking about everyone here, and you pretend to like everyone. He says things like, “I love me a good border,” and has spent the entire month talking about how Thanksgiving is coming and how much he dreads it.
Collard greens
It’s money even if you start fighting or not. He is holy and always threatens to leave. You don’t like your only sister, you know no one does, but you have trouble hiding it. He is stable and honestly the only person in the family who will throw up.
CandEd Yams
He laughs a lot, but everyone loves it. He knows all the dance lines and occasionally mixes up the names of the rappers. And you say things like “You don’t see these megan knees are stallions.” He’s old, but still young enough to give his cousin tea when someone is serving someone else’s tea.
Potato salad
He is confident and self-assured. You also wanted to be a chef, and no one believed in your dream, so this is the Culinary Olympics for you, and you show it. You don’t even have a recipe. He measures using the hands of the ancestors. You give the best people and judge people by the way they hold their plate.
Wrapping up
He is the peacemaker in the family hat. You can never choose sides, even if you have to. People think you don’t know tea – you do. You are just creating chaos.
Sweet Potato Pie
Your presence lowers blood pressure and prevents arguments. You don’t need to announce your arrival – people can hear it in their spirit. Your car also takes up half the city. He is a Negotiator director and everyone else.
Pumpkin pie
We can’t. We saw you when you came in, but we’re still trying to figure out how you got there. We know you don’t care; You’re not wearing your seatbelt, and you’re driving well over the speed limit, so you should be. Bringing Dechakuni’s vomit of the Devil to this Lord’s house as if it were to be eaten. Cich aunty has already packed the Soufflé Satan and put it behind the microwave because you are ready to go.
Fried chicken
You are so true. You are a trailblazer and a cousin to everyone you love. You have denied family secrets long ago, but never hold back a family member. Grandma loves you more than other cousins, and she knows it, that’s why she hit Mr. Godbar in his sweat pocket, knowing that he doesn’t have chocolate because of his sugar.
Charcuterie Board
We get it. You’ve gone and found a bedroom that emphasizes calling to the ceiling. You Soulcycle and own the block. Everyone keeps asking, “Who brought the plate?” And you keep reminding them that’s the way you do it, that it’s a “Charcuterie Board.” He will leave early because he has friends in Harvard town.
Ice cream
This year has been hard for you, and we know it. What you don’t know is that someone else was given this assignment with you because we didn’t know that you would actually stop and get it. We don’t trust you yet. But we love you and we really want you to love yourself. It will get better. We didn’t want you to feel left out or obligated to do something. We just want to keep an eye on you and make sure you’re okay. We are truly happy to see you and we need you to feel loved.
BREAKFUT:
DOS black DOS and thank you dots
Redefining gratitude
